Our Animals
Meet the Homestead Family
Polaris
Forget North Stars—Polaris is the true guiding force of the barnyard, ruling over 10 hens with the perfect balance of swagger and strategic diplomacy. His presence is a masterpiece of barnyard politics: a single, well-timed crow, and the flock moves like a well-choreographed army. A slight tilt of his royal comb, and breakfast disputes are settled without a single feather ruffled.
His daily routine? Strutting with cosmic confidence, ensuring every hen stays in line.
The OG's
Welcome to the hen house, where feathered drama unfolds daily, rivaling the plot twists of a soap opera. These ladies aren’t just chickens—they’re barnyard royalty, ruling the land with sass, strategy, and a complete disregard for personal boundaries. Together, these fabulous feathered lunatics dominate the barnyard with zero concern for logic and an unshakeable belief in their own importance.
Rorschach
Meet Rorschach, the turkey with main-character energy and an unapologetic sense of drama. 🦃✨
Is he a farmyard philosopher? A feathered chaos agent? Or just a turkey with a vendetta against garden hoses? The jury’s still out. What we do know is that Rorschach struts through life like he owns the place, making bold choices and demanding full attention. He’s not afraid to challenge the chickens, judge your outfit, or declare war on inanimate objects with zero warning.
Oh, and if you think you’re observing him, think again—he’s studying you, assessing your worthiness, and deciding whether you deserve the privilege of his presence. Buckle up, because life with Rorschach is never dull.
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Gandalf
In a world where six hens desperately need order, wisdom, and the occasional dramatic entrance, Gandalf reigns supreme. Part rooster, part mythical overlord, he strides through his domain with the authority of a medieval king—every feather perfectly positioned, his stance exuding the weight of destiny itself.
His booming crow? Less of a morning wake-up call, more of a proclamation that the sun may rise only because he allows it. He doesn’t just peck at the ground—he contemplates the mysteries of the universe with every measured step. The hens may flutter and bicker, but Gandalf ensures order is maintained, disputes are settled swiftly, and all shall pass … unless they forget their place.
The Bielefelder Girls
Meet the Bielefelder hens, an elite squad of precision, sass, and mildly concerning levels of intelligence. If chickens had corporate rankings, these ladies would be the board of directors, running the barnyard like a well-oiled machine—except when they don’t, because sometimes chaos is necessary. Together, these Bielefelder masterminds balance order and absolute madness, proving that German heritage doesn’t mean they play by the rules.keep the barnyard in check—but only on their terms, and only if they feel like it